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The things I’ve learned about rain & bicycles:
a.) It doesn’t matter what the radar says.
b.) Brakes don’t work well when wet.
c.) A Poncho may keep parts of you dry, but it isn’t designed to make you feel dry.
d.) Wheels spray lots of water in the most inconvenient directions, namely the crotch and the posterior. It’s wise to bring extra underwear.
e.) Road debris, when wet, sticks to everything.
f.) There are no windshield wipers for eyes.
g.) When you put Polmade in your hair before you bike in the rain, it washes out and into your eyes where it stings and blinds you at the very moment you need your eyes open the most. It’s just a stupid thing to do.
