Scott Bishop

Born in a sweltering river valley hospitable only to the crotchety Germans who eventually settled there and, at the indignity of so many upright trees, promptly annilated and turned them into Catholic churches, Scott spent his childhood dimwittedly stumblingly around the masculine centric culture of school sports managing to escape only with an inexplicable love of baseball. Guided by the haphazard reading of classic literature in his youth, he extracted some value out of his state university education manifested by a piece of 8.5 X 11 paper stating, "BA in English" and the ability to think critically. He now uses that skill to climb out of the many pits he's fallen into since and craft some reasonable meaning to his extraordinarily common life. He also regularly attends baseball games during the summer and can't recall what happened to the 8.5 X 11 piece of paper.